Gadfreys: Who are you kidding, dude? You can't pull off that hat.
Rockefeller: I absolutely can, man. This is the answer to all of my problems! I have been checking myself out in the mirror all morning and I am without a doubt the world's hottest guy in this outfit. The baseball cap is what completes the whole thing, man. Makes it perfect. You can't honestly be dissing on this get-up.
[FOUR MONTHS LATER]
Rockefeller: I tested positive, bro.
Gadfreys: Fuck.
[THREE WEEKS LATER]
Gadfreys: Nah, bro, I'm in the clear.
[FIVE YEARS LATER]
Rockefeller: You remember that one time we went out and I was wearing that baseball cap backwards with the carpenter's outfit?
Gadfreys: Yeah, that was awful. Jesus.
Rockefeller: I dunno, man, I thought I looked pretty good in that.
Gadfreys: You gotta be kidding me, bro.
[ONE WEEK LATER]
Gadfreys: Oh, shit, I really don't feel so well.
Gadfreys runs to the bathroom to vomit, and returns a few moments later.
Gadfreys: Dude, I am really not feeling okay. Maybe I should go to the hospital.
Rockefeller: Don't be silly! You have nothing to worry about. Probably just a delayed hangover or something, dude. Unless you've been poisoned, heh.
Gadfreys: Wait a second, why would you say that?
Rockefeller: What was wrong with the carpenter's outfit, man?
Gadfreys: Why would you even mention poison? Dude, I need to go to the hospital.
Rockefeller: I looked amazing in those clothes. Fuck you.
Gadfreys: What the hell, dude? Did you poison me?
Rockefeller: That was the best clothing I've ever worn, you jerk. You never had any respect.
Gadfreys: I'm calling an ambulance, you crazy fuck.
[THREE DAYS LATER]
Gadfreys arrives to the residence after being released from the hospital. He gets to the front door and tries to open the door, but the lock has changed. He promptly knocks, and Rockefeller comes to answer the door.
Rockefeller: What the hell do you want, you disrespectful little piece of shit?
Gadfreys: I've come for my things. Care to fuck off for half an hour?
[LATER THAT DAY]
Rockefeller is rummaging through his wardrobe, and is shocked to notice the absence of his favourite baseball cap. As he is soon walking down his street with a loaded pistol to locate the whereabouts of Gadfreys, he is hit by a car. Gadfreys, who was called in to identify the body, insisted that the official cause of death be listed as 'Untreated Syphilis' rather than 'Automobile Accident.' He would also go on to finally fully own the residence.
