Student Finds God in High School; Interrupts Class

LOUISVILLE, Ky. – For most people, Tuesday, June 29 this year was just a normal day. Perhaps Roger Williams of Goose Creek, Kentucky, is an exception. While attending a Spanish class at his public high school, he allegedly received a “divine revelation” from the Holy Spirit. The Holy Spirit is a member of the Royal Godhead and serves as God's present spiritual representative, and has made many appearances throughout the United States and some other developing nations. He was last seen in human form at a Bon Jovi performance in 2006 [confirmed by seven people] in a brief but powerful appearance before a select few number of separated concertgoers.

Roger Williams claims that while his class was watching an informative video, the Holy Spirit began writing to him on the blank piece of paper on his desk. Williams did not need to write back; the Holy Spirit could respond to his thoughts. Though Williams tried to signal to others that the Holy Spirit was writing on his desk, none of his classmates could confirm that this was true. One of them, who asked to remain anonymous, suggested that “...probably no one would have paid attention if it was actually happening, because I mean, that's just nuts. I don't even remember him saying anything anyway, but that's just because I always ignore that freak anyway.” Another anonymous classmate offered similar thoughts, eerily using almost identical vernacular.

Williams goes on to explain the lack of support by suggesting that the Holy Spirit had told him this would occur: “The Spirit warned me that only I could see what he was writing. I couldn't stop myself from telling everyone else, screaming about it honestly, and it was foolish. The things He told me were very interesting, though. For example the reason I still look like I'm eleven is a combination of my hair, clothing, and height. I could never figure it out until now.”

Only his Spanish teacher would confirm that Williams had indeed “attempted to interrupt the class, but I really doubt that anyone would have been paying any attention, to be totally honest with you. I mean I would never tell his parents that, but I can see how the kid is pretty easy to neglect.” She presently serves on the powerful Board of Directors for Kuldred Healthcare Incorporated.

His parents have allowed him to stay home for the rest of the week while he can study the Bible for further guidance, possibly in the hopes of having another divine revelation. His mother offered unconditional emotional support to him and claimed that “he would never tell a lie,” while his father told me privately that “I'm going to ship him into an institution as soon as he turns 18, and that's off the record, by the way.”